If You Can't Wiggum, Join 'Em!/Quotes
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- Chief Wiggum: Your first baseball game! Are you as excited as I am, Ralphie? 'Cause if you are, we'd better find the little boys' room!
- Ralph Wiggum: I'm an Indian chief!
- Chief Wiggum: Gotcha. No rush on the boys' room.
- Chief Wiggum: How about a hot dog, son?
- Ralph: Mommy mashes mine in milk!
- Chief Wiggum: Okay, little buddy! Show your colors!
- Ralph: If I close my eyes, I'm still dressed!
- Chief Wiggum: Now remember, Ralph. The man with the bat just hits balls, not little boys!
- Ralph: This mitten's too big!
