I Say Pomato, You Say Pomahto
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Tapped Out Quest Information
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I Say Pomato, You Say Pomahto is a temporary questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the "Diggs" and "The Man Who Grew Too Much" episode tie-in content update.
Dialogue[edit]
After starting the update
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Ugh, I hate March. There's nothing at the Farmer's Market except fried dough and figurines carved from last year's gourds.
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Cheer up. "March Madness" is coming, by which I mean my behavior on St. Patrick's Day.
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Is it so much to ask to have fresh, locally sourced vegetables in the middle of winter?
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Yes. Yes, I'd say it is so much to ask.
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Well, I don't care. I'm going to keep loudly and annoyingly demanding what I want until I get it.
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You are wise in the ways of parental manipulation. I'll go see if Cletus has any of these... uh... what are they called again?
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Vegetables?
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Eew! Yeah, those.
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Task: "Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm". Task: "Make Homer Visit Cletus's Farm". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark
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Welcome to Spuckler Farms, your source for hubcaps, questionable fireworks from Mexico, and roasted varmint parts.
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Two possum drumsticks and a squirrel tail for me. Are you growing any fresh vegetables for my daughter?
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Sorry, but the main thing we farm here is government disability pensions.
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Every new young'un pretty much guarantees us another couple hunnerd a month. Double if he's got a actual tail. Which they mostly do.
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Yeah, it's great to be one of America's takers. But no vegetables, huh?
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Well, now that you mention it, a MYSTERIOUS SCIENTIST done come by last week and give us a big bag of seeds.
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Said they was a genetically modified hybrid of potatoes and tomatoes that'd grow anywhere, any season, and cut the time to make potato-tomato salad in half!
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Message
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You can now grow GMO Pomatoes at Cletus's Farm!
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Task: "Harvest GMO Pomatoes".
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Lisa, I've done something unusual – I've satisfied your request.
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Here, a bag of farm fresh "pomatoes". Half potato, half tomato, all delicious.
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Uh, you don't mind if I run them through my "Li'l Forensic Scientist" DNA kit do you?
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Take your time. I've got a crate of Mexican fireworks and Flanders' lawn ornaments to blow up. I'm set for hours.
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Task: "Make Lisa Investigate Pomatoes". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 24 hours. Task: "Make Homer Pass the Time". The job takes 24 hours.
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Well, Dad, those pomatoes are totally legit...
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...if you ignore the fact that they contain DNA from a combination of at least 15 different mammals, fish and birds!
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That explains their delightfully horsey aftertaste.
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We should also check under the sofa and in the closets, because I'm pretty sure I saw one sprout little legs and run away.
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Still, GMO foods may be the only hope for our generation to survive the messed-up planet your generation is bequeathing us.
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Bless sweet death for saving me from having to live through your awful future.
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Message
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Who's the mysterious scientist responsible for this strange aberration? Which tastes worse, French-fried pomatoes or spaghetti and pomato sauce?
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Message
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Find the answers, if you dare, on this Sunday's double episode of The Simpsons, 8/7c on FOX.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest's title is a reference to the song Let's Call the Whole Thing Off, while Pomato Juice appears in "The Man Who Grew Too Much".