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I Say Pomato, You Say Pomahto

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I Say Pomato, You Say Pomahto
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 6
Update: "Diggs" and "The Man Who Grew Too Much" episode tie-in
Requirement(s): Slack-Jawed Yokel Pt. 1
Required characters: Homer, Cletus, Lisa

I Say Pomato, You Say Pomahto is a temporary questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the "Diggs" and "The Man Who Grew Too Much" episode tie-in content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After starting the update
Lisa - Annoyed Ugh, I hate March. There's nothing at the Farmer's Market except fried dough and figurines carved from last year's gourds.
Homer Cheer up. "March Madness" is coming, by which I mean my behavior on St. Patrick's Day.
Lisa - Angry Is it so much to ask to have fresh, locally sourced vegetables in the middle of winter?
Homer - Annoyed Yes. Yes, I'd say it is so much to ask.
Lisa - Annoyed Well, I don't care. I'm going to keep loudly and annoyingly demanding what I want until I get it.
Homer - Thoughtful You are wise in the ways of parental manipulation. I'll go see if Cletus has any of these... uh... what are they called again?
Lisa - Angry Vegetables?
Homer - Sad Eew! Yeah, those.
Task: "Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm".
Task: "Make Homer Visit Cletus's Farm". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark
Cletus - Smiling Welcome to Spuckler Farms, your source for hubcaps, questionable fireworks from Mexico, and roasted varmint parts.
Homer - Happy Two possum drumsticks and a squirrel tail for me. Are you growing any fresh vegetables for my daughter?
Cletus - Sad Sorry, but the main thing we farm here is government disability pensions.
Cletus - Smiling Every new young'un pretty much guarantees us another couple hunnerd a month. Double if he's got a actual tail. Which they mostly do.
Homer - Sarcastic Yeah, it's great to be one of America's takers. But no vegetables, huh?
Cletus Well, now that you mention it, a MYSTERIOUS SCIENTIST done come by last week and give us a big bag of seeds.
Cletus Said they was a genetically modified hybrid of potatoes and tomatoes that'd grow anywhere, any season, and cut the time to make potato-tomato salad in half!
Message You can now grow GMO Pomatoes at Cletus's Farm!
Task: "Harvest GMO Pomatoes".
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Lisa, I've done something unusual – I've satisfied your request.
Homer - Happy Here, a bag of farm fresh "pomatoes". Half potato, half tomato, all delicious.
Lisa - Annoyed Uh, you don't mind if I run them through my "Li'l Forensic Scientist" DNA kit do you?
Homer - Happy Take your time. I've got a crate of Mexican fireworks and Flanders' lawn ornaments to blow up. I'm set for hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Investigate Pomatoes". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Pass the Time". The job takes 24 hours.
Lisa - Deadpan Well, Dad, those pomatoes are totally legit...
Lisa - Deadpan ...if you ignore the fact that they contain DNA from a combination of at least 15 different mammals, fish and birds!
Homer - Dreamy That explains their delightfully horsey aftertaste.
Lisa - Alarmed We should also check under the sofa and in the closets, because I'm pretty sure I saw one sprout little legs and run away.
Lisa - Deadpan Still, GMO foods may be the only hope for our generation to survive the messed-up planet your generation is bequeathing us.
Homer - Dreamy Bless sweet death for saving me from having to live through your awful future.
Message Who's the mysterious scientist responsible for this strange aberration? Which tastes worse, French-fried pomatoes or spaghetti and pomato sauce?
Message Find the answers, if you dare, on this Sunday's double episode of The Simpsons, 8/7c on FOX.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest's title is a reference to the song Let's Call the Whole Thing Off, while Pomato Juice appears in "The Man Who Grew Too Much".