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Groundskeeper Willie: [To Ned Flanders] That's nae way to handle a hoe, ye panty-waisted munchkin wannabe!

Comic Book Guy: [wearing a cheap wizard costume] Does my appearance surprise you?
Bart: A fat guy wearing a dunce cap and a bath robe? Well, yeah, we're surprised.

Homer: Look—up in the sky—is it a bird? Is it a plane?
[A bird flies past.]
Marge: It's a bird.
Homer: D'oh!
Lisa: You really don't have a brain, do you?

Homer: What about me?
Professor Frink: Alcohol kills brain cells, Homer. All you have to do is stop drinking.
Homer: Aww... the cure sounds worse than the ailment!