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Lisa: Great dinner, mom.
Marge: I'm glad everybody enjoyed it.
Homer: Gwwaahh... stomach bloated... freakishly distended... can't move... ...must seek... blesssed relief.... Ohhh! That's it! This year I'm going on a diet!
Marge: You say that every Christmas, Homer.
Homer: This time I mean it!
Marge: No you don't!
Homer: I thought you'd be more supportive.
Marge: Not while you're eating the leftover turkey between two pizzas!
Homer:( as Marge takes the pizzas away) I can't help it. Everything is so Xmas-licous!

Marge: Are you sure this is safe, Professor?
Professor Frink: Oh, no need to worry. Homer is the perfect guinea pig for my new maximum strength sedative.
Homer: Aww! I don't wanna sleep like a guinea pig, I wanna sleep like a bear!!
Professor Frink: And so, you shall, my corpulent friend.

Fat Tony: Thank you, Legs. The lovebirds will have to pay dearly this year if they want their "oh u kid."
Homer: [Zzawww...]
Louie: Hey, we got a spy! You want I should waste sleeping ugly?
Fat Tony: No so fast, Louie. Thereis something familiar about him. I believe this is none other than my old associate in crime, Augie "Sleepy" Manetti!
Louie: The legendary snozing hitman of hacksack?!
Legs: We are the presence of greatness!
Fat Tony: No doubt sleepy was hiding out after a busy month of holiday whacking. Perhaps we can persuade him to join our merry band until the spring thaw.
Homer: Zzaawww...
Legs: That sound like a "yes" to me.

Yes Guy: Springfield Holiday chracter temp agency... oh hello, Mrs. Quimby... a big, fat jolly easter bunny for the mayour's annual easter egg roll? I'm sorry, but...
Homer: Zzzzaww...
Yes Guy: Why, Yeessss! We just had one hop in fresh off the bunny trail!

Marge: How do you feel?
Homer: Hungry.
Lisa: How much weight did he sleep off, Professor?
Professor Frink: Oh my glavin! This is incredible! Not only has Homer retained his entire body fat content, but he's also gained fifty-sis pounds!
Marge: What?!?!
Professor Frink: You, sir, are a true miracle of science!
Homer: Wooo-hoo!