Handsome Pete's Shellfish Tales/Quotes

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Captain McCallister: Handsome Pete's seaside story for the day is a cautionary yarn for young and old. Read along while Pete dances in the background.

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Bart: Homer! This crab just spoke to me!

Homer: Don't taunt me, boy! This better not be a trick like the three other times you told me about a talking crab.

Bart: No way, man! This time I swear it!

Homer: Hmmm. Let's see if it'll talk to me. YEEEOOWWW!

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Crab: And thus ends the unhappy tale of "The Boy Who Cried Crab."