Guardian Snow Angel/Quotes
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- Bart: Wow! Three feet of new snow! Spectacular! Too bad I busted my sled last year. Ten more bucks and I can buy that new Ultra-Deluxe Super Sled from Blammo! Now, where can I find some cold hard cash in all this powder?
- Man: Hey, kid... ten dollars if you shovel out my car.
- Bart: That's a ton of snow! I'll get back to you in the spring.
- Moe Szyslak: Way to go, Barney. One beer... on the house!
- Barney Gumble: Oh boy!
- Bart: One lousy beer?
- Moe: I don't stay in business by giving away the store, you know.
- Bart: Outstanding. I don't have to shovel, scrape, or even belch hot gas. Although that last part looks like fun. All I need to do is stand here for a while. This will be the easiest money I've ever made! I can team up with Mr. Gumble all winter... Gas Man and Space Boy! We'll be rich! Well... I'll be rich, and he'll get blasted.
- Bart: Hey, lady... my mistake. I wasn't saving the space for Moe. I was saving it for someone else.
- Agnes Skinner: Oh, yeah? Who?
- Bart: It's ready when this kind lady realizes what's good for her, Mr. Fat Tony, sir!
- Fat Tony: Nice goin', kid.
- Fat Tony: [thinking] What the hell is he yappin' about?
- Agnes Skinner: Eep.
- Bart: Ohhhh... this job has suddenly turned into a job. No sense quitting now, though. I have too much effort invested in this.
- Bart: Just in time! Here comes Moe! Now to collect my just reward!
- Moe: Hey... why is my space covered in snow?
- Bart: Long story. But I saved you the other space instead. I'll take my ten bucks now.
- Moe: No deal, kid. You didn't save my space. And all you had to do was stand there, for Pete's sake. And take down that tow away sign. It doesn't belong there!
- Bart: Certainly, sir. I'll get to it... ...in the spring.
