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Greatest Things Can Happen

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"Greatest Things Can Happen"
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Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Hank Azaria
Characters: Uncle Ben
Willy Loman
Length: 0:27
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Dana Gould
Appearance(s): "Goo Goo Gai Pan"

"Greatest Things Can Happen" is a song that plays during a Chinese version of Death of a Salesman. It is performed by Uncle Ben, Willy Loman, and unknown singers.

Lyrics[edit]

Uncle Ben:
When I was seventeen, I walked into the jungle. And by twenty-one, I walked out. And by God, I was rich.
[Chinese music plays]
Willy Loman:
Boys, you see what I was talking about? The greatest things can happen.
[Chinese music plays]
Homer:
I finally get this play!

Appearances[edit]