Grampa's Day/Quotes
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- Grampa: I’m going to get my pills. Anyone need anything?
- Homer: Well, unh…
- Marge: Hmmm…
- Lisa: Gee, I…
- Grampa: Dadburn it! You think I’m too old to do a simple task?
- Grampa: I’ll teach them who’s capable! I’ll get them so many protractors… and pipers… and... Who am I?
- Dr. Hibbert: Remember, it’s very important to wait an hour after the blue pill before taking the green!
- Grampa: Nuts to that!
- [5 minutes later]
- Grampa: Ahhhhh! The mailbox wants to have my baby!
- Grampa: You all think I’m an idiot. Well, I had a tough day, tougher than you’ll ever have! But you know what? I got your stupid diapers!
- Marge: Where are they?
- Grampa: I’m wearing them?
