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Future Cop!/Quotes

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Police Commissioner Zordon: Here are your assignments for the day. Your jetpack asked for the weekend off, so take the fyling police car. You'll be partnering with officer Cornelius.
Chief Wiggum: What about officer Shooty?
Police Commissioner Zordon: Officer Shooty and your jetpack are getting married.
Chief Wiggum: Awww... good for them!

Chief Wiggum: Hey, Corny! Looks like we're partnering again!
George Jetson: Just like old times!

Chief Wiggum: So you're saying we didn't just just see your eject your son out of a flying vehicle?
Murphy: I was dropping him off at school... I swear!

Chief Wiggum: Aw, geez!
Officer Cornelius: What is it?
Chief Wiggum: It's my ex-partner. He always makes things awkward.
Murphy: Hello, Clancy.
Chief Wiggum: Hey, Murphy.
Murphy: So who's this punk?
Officer Cornelius: What did you say?
Murphy: I said, "Your move, creep!"

Police Commissioner Zordon: You caused ten billion dollars worth of damage! And you disintegrated your partner!
Chief Wiggum: I had to, he joined the rebel aps and tried to overthrow humanity! So you want my badge?
Police Commissioner Zordon: No. I need you to stop a riot at space jail.
Chief Wiggum: Yeah! Wooooo!