Everybody Loves a Parade/Quotes
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- Homer: Up and at 'em, Marge! Today's the Springfield Christmas... I mean, holiday... I mean, winter... I mean cold time parade! Lard Lad has a dount cannon this year to shoot free donuts into the crowd! We need to get there early and grab a good spot!
- Marge: Oh, Homie... It's two A.M.!
- Homer: Let's see what's in the paper today... Whaat?! Santa's reindeer allege animal abuse?!
- Lisa: [GASP!] Call the SPCA! Call PETA! Call... call...
- Homer: Hurry up, people! We have to beat the crowd!
- Marge: What crowd, Homer? Everyone in Springfield is still in bed!
- Homer: Silly Marge! Everyone except the donut makers! They make more dounts before six A.M. than most people do all day!
- Homer: Hee-hee! Ha-ha! Ho-ho! You guys look like you got up on the wrong side of the parade route!
- Lisa: It's a deluge of donuts! Dad was right!
- Bart: Yeah! Who knew?
- Marge: Homie...? Homer, wake up! You're missing the whole parade!
- Homer: [GRUMBLE!] Not now, Marge... ...it's too early!
