Dear Santa Claus

Dear Santa Claus is a list to Santa Claus what he want for Christmas (or New Year's if he running late) from Ralph in The Ralph Wiggum Book. He also in his letter ask if he is related with his daddy for both sounds like Edward G. Robinson.

List

1. Grown-up scissors
2. Sticky remover
3. Viking helmet
4. Catt saddle
5. "Christmas Ape Goes to Camp David" DVD
6. A pine clone
7. Lo-cragb crayons
8. My own talk show
9. Spongebob Squarepants (size 8 Husky)
10. Indoor seesaw
11. Bird control pills
12. Magic 8-ball that doesn't boss me around
13. Easier bakw oven
14. Glown-in-the-dark wallpaper
15. Big boy underpants
16. Trip-N-Slide
17. "No more tears" toothpaste
18. Eight minute abs
19. My Krusty Pony (R)
20. Scratch-N-Sniff pillow
21. An extreme makeover
22. Bathtime trampoline
23. Love handles
24. My own pet whack-a-mole
25. Chocolate Easter Bunny

Appearances

• Book – The Ralph Wiggum Book