Chief Wiggum's Pre-Code Crime Comics: The End of El Barto/Quotes
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- Chief Wiggum: Huh? All this fuss over that old piece of junk? I woulda thought nuke-boy could afford a new car!
- Mr. Burns: [SIGH] Our system of justice is in the hands of cretins!
- Waylon Smithers: That's Mr. Bruns's prized Bugatti Royale, valued at $9.8 million.
- Chief Wiggum: Oh, sure. I knew that.
- Lou: Hey, chief... ...it looks like your old nemesis El Barto left his calling card!
- Chief Wiggum: So he's graduated to hot cars now! Eh? I always knew experimenting with graffiti would lead him to the harder stuff!
- Lou: Take a gander, chief! That spray paint on the Kwik-E-Mart dumpster looks fresh!
- Chief Wiggum: Hmmm... maybe we can pick up some clues inside—along with a few raisn swirl pastries! Ohmigosh! We're too late! Looks like spray can boy beat us here! Apu must've known too much, so El Barto rubbed him out! I guess we can add a new charge to the rap sheet.... ...murder one!
- Lou: It's Snake, coming out the back door of the bank! Gee, they've really extended their business hours!
- Chief Wiggum: Say, this graffiti spress tarted the same time that Snake broke jail! All the pieces fit! Boys, I think we've got our man! Snake, alias... ...El Barto!
- Chief Wiggum: Looks like te darn spray can backfired on him! How ironic that El Barto's career is ended by the very device with which he wrought so much havoc!
- Snake Jailbird: It wasn't me! It was that punk kid!
- Chief Wiggum: Sure, Snake, sure! Let's go!
- Chief Wiggum: Nice work, boys! Talk about nailing two jailbirds with one stone! Not only is Snake back behind bars where he belongs... ..."but I have a hunch we won't be seeing any more of El Barto for a long time!".
