Burglary in Progress/Quotes
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- Police radio: Calling all cars! Burglary in progress at Springfield Savings.
- Chief Wiggum: 10-4! We were on our way to the Donut Hole next door anyway.
- Lou: Looks like we surprised them before they took anything.
- Eddie: Still plenty of brochures indicating that mortgage rates are at a 45-year low.
- Chief Wiggum: That's good policing, boys. I've been meaning to refinance.
- Eddie: No money was taken either, so you should still be able to get in on that action.
- Lou: I recognize them. It's the Simpsons!
- Eddie: Lou's right. We've been to their hideout on Evergreen Terrace a hundred times.
- Cheif Wiggum: You convinced me. Take 'em down!
- Eddie: Oops! We better get outta here before Internal Affairs arrives.
- Chief Wiggum: I wish I had a nickel for every time I heard that. I wouldn't have to refinance.