Bore Us the Movie Gruel/Quotes
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- Bart: C'mon, Milhouse! Finally, we get to see "Space Mutants I" as it was meant to be seen--on the big screen, surrounded by an audience of hard-core space-muties!
- Milhouse Van Houten: Oh, joyous day! Oh, blessed hour! For now, the experience adults have bragged about all our lives is ours to claim for our very own!
- Employee: I am sorry to announce that our print of "Space Mutants I: The Special Edition" was accidentally shipped to the Shelbyville Rialto. Instead, we will be showing the 1957 classic, "Gladys the Groovy Mule." Enjoy the show.
- Teenager: Say, gang, we need one more guy for the big dance tonight. How about Peter Lewis over there?
- Bash Flashman: Are you kidding? That nucleah nerd wouldn't know a cha-cha from a waltz.
- Gwen: Peter Lewis? His idea of a pin-up girl is a picture of the Enola Gay!
- Peter Lewis: [thinking] Jeepers! They think I'm a square just because I like science. Maybe if I show Gwen how important science can be, she'll see how swell I am.
- Bart: Why would you need one more guy for a dance?
- Peter Lewis: Really, coach. I want to play in the big game tomorrow.
- Coach: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Stop it, kid! Yer killin' me! [KAK!] Seriously! I think I swallowed my whistle...
- Bart: I think you swallowed Detroit!
- Gladys: Whoa! Stop the violins! You're bummin' me out, scout.
- Peter Lewis: Huh?! You can talk!?
- Gladys: If it's legal, I say do it, daddio!
- Bart: Great! Congress just passed a new law--no more talking mule films!
- Commentator: It looks like it's all over for the Summerfield Atoms. With one second left on the clock, Notre Dame's leading 24-23. There's time for one last desperate play.
- Coach: Hey, where do you think you're going?
- Peter Lewis: Scrow, scram, scraw, pal. Gladys and I will take it from here.
- Bart: The scrow, scram was right on the money, but scraw? He didn't deserve that! Nobody deserves that!
- Bart: Man, they made some stupid movies back in the 50's. The art of filmmaking sure has come a long way. C'mon, Milhouse. Let's sneak into the next theater. They're showing "Runaway Cement Truck II!"
