Bobbing for Vengeance/Quotes
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- Bart: Why'd you throw that rock at me?
- Lisa: I don't know. I just felt like hurting you all of a sudden.
- Bart: Is this because i covered your Maliby Stacy dolls in bacon fat and gave them to the dog as a chew toy?
- Lisa: It is now.
- Bart: Aaaaah! Mom! Lisa's trying to kill me!
- Marge: Lisa! Stop trying to kill your brother, and both of you wash your hands for dinner!
- Ralph Wiggum: Hi! Bart! Do you know what time it is?
- Bart: Yaaah! Ralph? No, I don't have a watch!
- Ralph: It's time to die o'clock!
- Bart: Homer. I'm... I'm scared!
- Homer: You should be. Look at this phone bill! Do you know how much buying vowels costs? They even charge you for "y"! Why did we ever get you that phone?!
- Bart: For emergencies... remember?
- Bart: Lisa! Lisa! I think Sideshow Bob's trying to kill me!
- Lisa: Again?
- Bart: He keeps coming back and over! it's like I'm Super-Man and he's Mr. Mxyztplk!
- Lisa: Isn't that Mr. Mxyzptlk?
- Comic Book Guy: Actually both are correct!
- Lisa: Comic Book Guy? What are you doing here?
- Comic Book Guy: Wherever useless trivia needs answering, I am there!
- Sideshow Bob: Saving the boy must get me a few good behavior points.
- Man with the Braces: Should we tell him the twist, Chief Wiggum?
- Sideshow Bob: Twist?
- Chief Wiggum: Yeah, Bob, every reality show has a twist! There was never any parole! This was just a way for the city to save some money and get some criminals out of our overcroweded jails temporarily!
