Birthday Shopping with Homer/Quotes
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- Homer: Hey, what happened to all my macaroni and cheese product? I was going to eat that for my between snack meal!
- Lisa: I used the macaroni for my diorama of famous women in herstory. See there's Betsy Ross, Madame Curie, Billie Jean King, Janis Joplin, and Mom.
- Homer: Lisa, how could you? You don’t see me using your... jazz records to make a diorama of... macaroni, do ya?
- Homer: It’s not your mother’s birthday!
- Lisa: Dad, it’s not the 2nd. It’s not even January! You haven’t used that calendar since we gave it to you three years ago!!
- Apu: ...or you could get her a yard-long chili dog, a can of corn which has been creamed, an 82-ounce cherry chutney Squishee, now with more squish, a rainbow-colored whirly toy on a bendy straw, or perhaps this alluring quotation which you use to decorate the bumper of your vehicle?
- Homer: If it were my birthday, I’d love any of those, but I can't get those things for Marge...
- Homer: You know that old saying, it’s the thought that counts? Well, my head is full of thoughts about how much I love you, Marge.
- Marge: Homey, that’s the sweetest present ever!
- Homer: ...And I love your blue hair, and I love your pretty smile, and your adorable, uh, meatloaf... and your...
- Lisa: If this weren’t an act of sheer laziness, this would be a beautiful moment.
- Bart: Yeah, but you’ve got to admire his genius.
