Billion Dollar Butt-Ski/Quotes
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- Marge: Homie! For goodness sakes! Slow down!
- Homer: No can do, Marge! Gotta get to the park before the little marshmallows in my thermos of hot chocolate dissolve!
- Bart: Look! There it is! The Ultra-Deluxe Supersled by Blammo! Stop! Buy one for me! Please?! Please?!
- Homer: Forget it! I borrowed our family sled from Grampa, and you're going to use it or die trying!
- Homer: Awww! We're too late! Curse you, elusive lumps of mallow...or marsh...or whatever you are!
- Homer: Yes! Everything I need! One flying disk and one jockstrap...size small!
- Lisa: It's official. Dad's lost his mind.
- Bartholomew Blammo: Mister Simpson? Allow me to introduce myself! My name is Bartholomew Blammo, president of Blammo Toys! I saw that hackneyed fluff piece on the news! You boasted about an invention that will revolutionize wintertime play for kids!
- Homer: Maybe I did and maybe I didn't! So what?!
- Bartholomew Blammo: If what you said is true, I'm willing to pay $100,000 dollars for it!
- Homer: [PFFT!] Chicken feed! My idea is worth a lot more than that! Say... a billion?!
- Bartholomew Blammo: Utter nonsense! I didn't come all this way for a snipe hunt! You're a fool, Simpson! And Blammo Toys knows how to circumvent fools!
- Homer: Oh boo-hoo-hoo! Cry all the way home to your mommy!
- Homer: Bart!
- Bart: Hey, Dad! Check out my Ultra-Deluxe Supersled by Blammo! Some old guy gave it to me!
- Homer: Why, you little...
- Bart: All I had to do was tell him about your dumb idea! And here's the funny part! His name is Bart, too!
- Homer: Enjoy your new sled, double-crosser! 'Cause you're gonna haul this thing back up the hill all day long! With me on it!!
- Bart: [ACK! URRK! GACK!]
