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Bear Patrol II: Polar Excess/Quotes

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Lindsey Naegle: Here comes the highlight of the annual Christmas parade, the Buzz Cola float!
Rainer Wolfcastle: Ha ha! The polar bears bring warmth to my heart! Look at that one! He is wearing the hat of a human!
Lindsey: It's always great to see some of nature's greatest predators acting so adorable!
Rainer Wolfcastle: Much like in my upcoming animated comedy "Christmas Ape in the 6th Dimension."

Homer: What?! We've gotta save him!
Carl: But bear patrol regulations require four members for a rescue mission!
Chief Wiggum: I might be able to "bear" the load, boys!
Lenny: You?!
Homer: Chief Wiggum?!
Chief Wiggum: That's right. And it looks like you can't "bear"-ly afford to say no to my offer!
Lenny: Eh... bit of a stretch with that one.

Homer: We just have to remind the bars how much they love Buzz Cola! Soon they'll be surfing down ice slopes, juggling salmon, and building glowing igloos. Just like in the commercials!
Chief Wiggum:That'll never work! Look, what makes a lot more sense is if I use you as a human shield. Whaddya say?
Homer: Never!

Homer: Lenny, please tell me your mission is going well!
Lenny: No luck, Homer! Destroying their habitat with global warming is taking way too long!
Carl: How does Al Gore make this seem so easy?

Homer: And it feels really good to finally be back with the people I love... Great to have yo back, Barney!
Carl: It's just not the holidays without the whole team together!
Lenny: I'm just happy that buzz decided to stop using the polar bears as advertising mascots!
Carl: Wonder what they'll go with next.