Barty & Milhousy/Quotes
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- Marge: It's a beautiful, sunny day! You should be out having fun, not laughing yourselves silly, watching TV! Now, go!
- Bart: Awww, mom...!
- Bart: This smells! What are we gonna do?
- Milhouse Van Houten: I know! Hey, if we can't watch "Itchy & Scratchy"... ...let's play "Itchy & Scratchy"!
- Bart: I call Itchy.
- Milhouse: All riiight!
- Milhouse: But which Itchy & Scratchy are we? Soldiers? Astronauts? Jazz dancers? Which, Bart? Which?
- Bart: Hmmm... Excellent question. How about I'm a talk show host and you're...
- Milhouse: Ooowww! M-my chest! It hurts! It hurts! Mommy! Bart poked meeeee...!
- Bart: Oh, well. At least that was somethin'.
