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Bart vs. the One-Man School/Quotes

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Bart: Aye Carumba!
Principal Skinner: Hello, Bart.
Bart: Skinner?
Principal Skinner: Forgive me my trespass... ...but mother insisted you wouldn't want to be seen in public with your principal!

Agnes Skinner: Seymour! You're a disgrace!
Principal Skinner: What is it now, mother?
Agnes Skinner: Three dollars?!?! When did rifling through your pockets become such a pathetic waste of time?
Principal Skinner: Mother, you have no right! I was saving that three dollars for my date with Edna!
Agnes Skinner: Ahhh, let the chippie find her own fish!

Principal Skinner: Edna, can we patch things up tonight over maraschino lobster at the Gilded Truffle?
Edna Krabappel: Really? How can you afford it?
Principal Skinner: By laying you off!

Bart: This smells! Skinner's always watching me now! In class, on the grounds, in the lunchroom, on the bu--
Principal Skinner: I said no talking! Remember, Bart! B e good!
Bart: What I do on my time is my business, Seymour.

Bart: All right. I'm getting sick of this anyway... ...Skinner's paying me off to be good.
Marge: Bribing my little boy? Oh, how awful of him!