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Bart vs. the Kwik-E-Mart/Quotes

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Apu: I have not seen such disrespect since I was a boy.
Bart: Look, I'll clean it up and no harm, no foul, no calling my parents. Whaddaya say?
Apu: Spare me the Brahma bull. Here, allow me to show something.
Bart: Oh, I can't wait.
Apu: I was once a rapscallion like you when I was a young boy in India.
Bart: Huh?
Apu: I had absolutely no regerad for the infinity of others.

Apu: You shall see, Mr. Bart. This will be good for you.
Bart: Yeah, sure, whatever you say.
Apu: See you tomorrow, Bart. 6 AM sharp.
Bart: Can't wait... to ruin my life.

Ned Flanders: Well, hi-diddly-go, early birdarino!
Bart: Shut up, Flanders. I mean shut up, Mr. Flanders.
Apu: You are seven minutes late. Unacceptable.
Bart: You've got to be kidding me... seven minutes?=
Apu: You will just have to stay seven minutes after. No time to dillydally. You are to tmop the entire floor, then wax it.
Bart: Awww....

Chief Wiggum: Chocolate only, chief? We do have two other flavors, you know.
Apu: Well, I wouldn't want the chocolate to get lonely. I guess I'll get the others, too.
Chief Wiggum: It's what's best for everyone.
Apu: Hmmm...

Apu: Bart, whats is the matter?
Bart: Thanks, Apu. But no thanks. Maybe someday when I run out of other options.
Apu: Oh, I see.
Bart: It's been fun, Apu. I'll never forget what I learned.
Apu: There goes a lot of potential. I give it a week until he forgets everything I taught him.