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Bart Burger/Quotes

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Lisa: Bart, you walkie-talkie is picking up the intercom at the Krusty Burger drive-thru! According to "Business Week for Kid." Krusty was forced to sell all but one of his radio ferquencies because....
Bart: Huh? *nuff said!

Bart: [through walkie-talkie] You want lard with that, Porky?
Comic Book Guy: Sir! Not since the Klingon Korax said "The Enterprise should be hauled away as garbage" Have i been so insulted!
Squeaky-voiced teen: Whaa...?! I didn't say anything!

Bart: [through walkie-talkie] That'll be all the money in your pants... and your pants!
Moe: Wha.?! That's crazy!

Squeaky-voiced teen: Aww, this is too much! Nobody said I'd have to handle old pants! I quit again!
Bart: [through walkie-talkie] And come on back for Happy Hour! Nickel beers for kids under 12!
Squeaky-voiced teen: Hey!, I see what's going on! You better hand that over, sir!
Bart: Ee-yikes!

Squeaky-voiced teen: [through walkie-talkie] Try our new fatty meal, for people on the grow!
Bart: Bwa-ha-ha! Stick it to the man, kid!