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Lisa: The frog is a symbol of hope for young girls everywhere who dream of someday meeting their prince. To destroy him is to destroy the very innocence of childhood. So classmates, I beg of you, put down your knives and join me in protest!

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Lisa: 2, 4, 6, 8, we will not eviscerate!!

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Principal Skinner: Lisa, there's no nice way to say this, but the much-misunderstood right to free speech which we unfortunately teach within these very walls is actually a misnomer. As the protest generation of the 1960s proved, the squeaky wheel gets not the grease, but the police baton, the high-powered hose, or in this case, two days of detention.

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Lisa: ...And this is the heart of the artichoke.

Coward: Eww gross!

Chuck Berger: I can't watch!

Ralph Wiggum: It's hairy like my daddy's neck!