Bad News Bearer/Quotes
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- Mr. Burns: Ahoy, hoy! I'm Mr. Burns the clown!
- Waylon Smithers: Eek, eek, sir!
- Lisa: Don't you feel bad doing Mr. Burns dirty work?
- Bart: C'mon, Lisa, It's like having the Grim Reaper for a dad!
- Homer: What can I do? He's my boss! And he did send us these nice steaks!
- Lisa: I don't eat beef!
- Homer: Well, that's the first I've heard of it. Next thing you'll tell me you're a buddhist!
- Homer: Mr. Moleman? Otto wanted me to tell you he's sorry he ran over you with his bus!
- Hans Moleman: He ran the red light!
- Homer: Yeah, but he's color blind. No one's to blame, really.
- Hans Moleman: Can he take the bus off me now?
- Homer: [SHEEESH!] It's all me me with you! Some people just can't take an apology!
- Comic Book Guy: You say Agnes is breaking up with me? But she broke up with me months ago.
- Homer: Yeah, she just wanted me to rub it in!
- Comic Book Guy: You evil beauty, you're like Catwoman in the body of Grampa Munster.
- Ned Flanders: Hey, bitty Barty! I see you have the new Flanders-approved "school daze" game! it simulates a full day of school for students who are yearning for extra learning!
- Bart: You're behind this game, Mr. Flanders?
- Ned: Me and the watchdog group! We're taking a bite out of video game violence! Wait, scratch that. Biting sounds too violent. So does scratch.
- Bart: So you're saying these games I'm testing are...
- Ned:...one hundred percent nonviolent and educational!
- Bart: Aaaah!
- Ned: Ooooh! This one has a hedgehog showing ou how fold doiles for the elderly!
