Ask Marge/Quotes
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- Marge: Every month I get letters from lonely and bored people asking for advice. I have three this week--and not a prisoner among them! [reading] "Dear Marge, things are getting serious with my boyfriend, but he lives with his mother, who disapproves of us. Do you think it's too forward of me to suggest that he kill her? Signed, Edna K." Dear Miss K., I think you may be moving a little too fast, even for a mercy killing. I myself found that knockout drops in warm milk will work wonders.
- Marge: [reading] "Dear Marge, I have mushrooms growing in my socks. Your friend, Ralph W." Dear Ralph W., That's not a question. Also, I'll bet they're your toes.
- Marge: [reading] "Dear Marge, I'm really, really, really, really hungry. Signed, H.S." So much for spending time developing my own interests.
- Homer: Heh, heh. Who's "H.S."?