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Angles in the Outfield/Quotes

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Chief Wiggum: That thing's headed deep into the outfield!
Lisa: Oh, no! That's where we put all our weakest players!
Chief Wiggum: You've got it, Ralphie! It's a can o' corn!
Ralph Wiggum: Yaaah! I don't like corn!

Milhouse: Ralph got his head stuck in a gopher hole! Again! Looks like it's up to ol' Milhizzie to—Ouch!

Lisa: Billiards?! That's it if Ican isolate the angles and calculate the ball's trajectory using simple gemotric progression, we might have a chance!

Lisa: Sherri! There isn't much time! Take 3 steps to left!
Sherri: Well, okay, but only because I was going to do it anyway.

Lisa: You realize none of this would have happened without my quick thinking.
Bart: Yeah, you and Ralph are complete package, all right. Brains and Booty!
Martin: Didn't we have way too many players in the outfield? And the physics we just witnessed aren't even remotely possible! Is anyone listening? Hello?