A Skate with Destiny!/Quotes
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- Agnes Skinner: I was saving my coins to give to the homeless, but this honest, hard-working street performer deserves them more!
- Snake Jailbird: I'm so illegally downloading your money into my pockets!
- Agnes: Ahhh! Help! I'm being robbed!
- The Rich Texan: Why don't you come down to Duff Arena tomorrow and lace up for my girls' practice? A spot on the team is yours, if you want it!
- Lisa: My mom, a member of the tough-as-nails Spitfires?! It's a dream come true!
- Marge: I don't know... Tomorrow I was planning on dusting the ceiling fans and switching out batteries in the remotes. It's usually a pretty full day.
- Amelia Careheart: Marge! Are you okay?
- Marge: Um... Sure. That was... Urrmm... My bad. My head got in the way of her elbow. I'll know better next time...
- Homer: Ahh! Kids, take Maggie and run. Your mother has become a brain-sucking zombie!
- Marge: I'm not a zombie, Homer! I'm just a little beat up from roller derby practice.
- Homer: Are you sure? 'Cause you look hungry for brains...
- Comic Book Guy: One second while I dig through my murse for the appropriate funds...
- Homer: What's a "murse?!"
- Snake: It's a man-purse, and it's mine now! Ha-ha!
- Comic Book Guy: Ahh! A villain on skates! How creative and ironic!
- Mary Tyler Maul: Can I get your autograph, "Mary?"...
- Marge: Mary! What are you doing here?
- Mary Tyler Maul: Got a present for you. Something to make your transformation into me complete... ...My skates.
- Marge: I can't take these! They're your trademark!
- Mary Tyler Maul: No, they're Mary Tyler Maul's trademark, and that's who you've become! If you're gonna play the role, Marge, you gotta go all the way. There'll be no limit to the riches your fame will bring! Of course, you'll lose a lot along the way, too. But then you're already learning that, aren't you? I just hope you figure out that it'll cost you everything quicker than I did. Then maybe you'll still have time to salvage the relationship with your biggest fan.
