...So You Want To Work for Globex, Huh?/Quotes
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- Hank Scorpio: Oh, you gotta try these Soy-Pops. These are gonna be huge in the health snack market... They're delicious! I think I'll have one myself! Okay, I'll be very honest with you. That wasn't delicious at all. The boys in R&D can build a laser death-trap you wouldn't believe, but they can't engineer a decent pineapple-flavored Soy-Pop, bless their hearts!
- Hank Scorpio: Look out! He's going on another murderous rampage!
- Scarface: I weel keel you, American peeg!
- Hank Scorpio: Kidding! Oh, boy, we have a lot of fun around here, don't we?
- Scarface: Oh, c'est bon! You totally fell for eet, mon ami! ...And now, we keel heem for true!
- Hank Scorpio: No, no, no!
- Scarface: I keel heem! I make of heem a dinner for my trained giant weasel!
- Hank Scorpio: Now, explain this to me, General Claw. Did you tie him up over the pit of alligators, like I asked, with just a small candle...
- General Claw: ...To burn slowly through the rope-- Yes, I did, master, just as you said!
- Hank Scorpio: Well, this is a fine how-do-you-do!
- General Claw: His continued existence fills me with shame, master!
- Hank Scorpio: What? You want profit-sharing and a company car? Well, I must say... I find that kind of greed a little disappointing! Hey, Scarface! Can you come over here a minute? We have a contract to negotiate! Oh, and bring your weasel!
- Scarface: I'm comeeng!
