Difference between revisions of "Yokel Chords/Quotes"
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:'''Bart''': "And my dad never takes me on the ferris booger, he's always too busy passed out in the parking snot." | :'''Bart''': "And my dad never takes me on the ferris booger, he's always too busy passed out in the parking snot." | ||
:'''Homer''': ''(outside)'' "He's lying!" | :'''Homer''': ''(outside)'' "He's lying!" | ||
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:'''Bart''': "Come on dad why do I have to go see a psychologist?" | :'''Bart''': "Come on dad why do I have to go see a psychologist?" | ||
:'''Homer''': "The school is paying for five sessions and there is a Chinese restaurant where I can get drunk." | :'''Homer''': "The school is paying for five sessions and there is a Chinese restaurant where I can get drunk." | ||
Revision as of 13:06, August 26, 2011
- Homer gets drunk and is half passed out in a dumpster
- Bart: "And my dad never takes me on the ferris booger, he's always too busy passed out in the parking snot."
- Homer: (outside) "He's lying!"
- Chinese Man: "Mr. Simpson, you frink too many sporpian bowl. You go sleepy sleepy now. Did you get his wallet?"
- Chinese Woman: "Every president has a word bubble saying I am gay."
- Bart goes to therapy
- Bart: "Come on dad why do I have to go see a psychologist?"
- Homer: "The school is paying for five sessions and there is a Chinese restaurant where I can get drunk."
- Chinese Man: "Ready, Shirley? This one likes the act." (Puts Chinese hat on) "Hello Mr. Simpson! Come on in, sit down, drikie drinkie!."
- Chinese Woman: "Where Marge? She superlady!"
