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  == Quotes ==   == Quotes ==
− *Homer gets drunk and is half passed out in a dumpster + Homer gets drunk and is half passed out in a dumpster
− **Bart: And my dad never takes me on the ferris booger, he's always too busy passed out in the parking snot. + *Bart: "And my dad never takes me on the ferris booger, he's always too busy passed out in the parking snot."
− **Homer: (outside) He's lying! + *Homer: ''(outside)'' "He's lying!"
− **Chinese Man: Mr. Simpson, you frink too many sporpian bowl. You go sleepy sleepy now. Did you get his wallet? + *Chinese Man: "Mr. Simpson, you frink too many sporpian bowl. You go sleepy sleepy now. Did you get his wallet?"
− **Chinese Woman: Every president has a word bubble saying I am gay. + *Chinese Woman: "Every president has a word bubble saying I am gay."
    
  *Bart goes to therapy   *Bart goes to therapy
− **Bart: Come on dad why do I have to go see a psychologist? + **Bart: "Come on dad why do I have to go see a psychologist?"
− **Homer: The school is paying for five sessions and there is a Chinese restaurant where I can get drunk. + **Homer: "The school is paying for five sessions and there is a Chinese restaurant where I can get drunk."
− **Chinese Man: Ready, Shirley? This one likes the act. (Puts Chinese hat on). Hello [[Homer|Mr. Simpson]]! Come on in, sit down, drikie drinkie!. + **Chinese Man: "Ready, Shirley? This one likes the act."'' (Puts Chinese hat on)'' "Hello [[Homer|Mr. Simpson]]! Come on in, sit down, drikie drinkie!."
− **Chinese Woman: Where [[Marge]]? She superlady! + **Chinese Woman: "Where [[Marge]]? She superlady!"

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Homer gets drunk and is half passed out in a dumpster

Bart: "And my dad never takes me on the ferris booger, he's always too busy passed out in the parking snot."
Homer: (outside) "He's lying!"
Chinese Man: "Mr. Simpson, you frink too many sporpian bowl. You go sleepy sleepy now. Did you get his wallet?"
Chinese Woman: "Every president has a word bubble saying I am gay."
Bart goes to therapy
Bart: "Come on dad why do I have to go see a psychologist?"
Homer: "The school is paying for five sessions and there is a Chinese restaurant where I can get drunk."
Chinese Man: "Ready, Shirley? This one likes the act." (Puts Chinese hat on) "Hello Mr. Simpson! Come on in, sit down, drikie drinkie!."
Chinese Woman: "Where Marge? She superlady!"






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 == Quotes ==
-*Homer gets drunk and is half passed out in a dumpster
+Homer gets drunk and is half passed out in a dumpster
-**Bart: And my dad never takes me on the ferris booger, he's always too busy passed out in the parking snot.
+*Bart: "And my dad never takes me on the ferris booger, he's always too busy passed out in the parking snot."
-**Homer: (outside) He's lying!
+*Homer: ''(outside)'' "He's lying!"
-**Chinese Man: Mr. Simpson, you frink too many sporpian bowl. You go sleepy sleepy now. Did you get his wallet?
+*Chinese Man: "Mr. Simpson, you frink too many sporpian bowl. You go sleepy sleepy now. Did you get his wallet?"
-**Chinese Woman: Every president has a word bubble saying I am gay.
+*Chinese Woman: "Every president has a word bubble saying I am gay."
 *Bart goes to therapy
-**Bart: Come on dad why do I have to go see a psychologist?
+**Bart: "Come on dad why do I have to go see a psychologist?"
-**Homer: The school is paying for five sessions and there is a Chinese restaurant where I can get drunk.
+**Homer: "The school is paying for five sessions and there is a Chinese restaurant where I can get drunk."
-**Chinese Man: Ready, Shirley? This one likes the act. (Puts Chinese hat on). Hello [[Homer|Mr. Simpson]]! Come on in, sit down, drikie drinkie!.
+**Chinese Man: "Ready, Shirley? This one likes the act."'' (Puts Chinese hat on)'' "Hello [[Homer|Mr. Simpson]]! Come on in, sit down, drikie drinkie!."
-**Chinese Woman: Where [[Marge]]? She superlady!
+**Chinese Woman: "Where [[Marge]]? She superlady!"