Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes

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Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

1. You can only nominate once a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

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{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

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The episodes don't need square brackets.

"The PTA Disbands"

"Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."

―Homer Simpson

"A Star is Burns"

"I'm afraid we have a bad image, sir, market research shows people see you as something of an ogre."

―Waylon Smithers

"I ought to club them and eat their bones!"

―Mr. Burns

Support (2)

1. Heh. :) --Wk (talk) 01:20, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
2. Nice. The dialogue is funny on its own. -- Mythigator 12:53, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
3. Between these last two quotes, I think this one is funnier. The one below just doesn't work as well without the visual aid. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 01:05, 5 May 2012 (EDT)

Neutral (1)

1. I don't feel it. --Fred (Talk • Contribs.) 21:57, 3 April 2012 (EDT)

"Lisa the Beauty Queen"

"[Hairdresser turns on flame to style Lisa's hair] Err... isn't this dangerous?"

―Lisa

"Don't worry, I am well protected."

―Hairdresser

Comments

• It doesn't seem as good when written out, but the joke was that Lisa asked if it was safe using a flame, and the hairdresser said he was well protected, but didn't say anything about Lisa's safety. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 13:08, 8 April 2012 (EDT)

• You don't get it, Randomno. --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 23:15, 4 May 2012 (EDT)

• As far as making the scene easier to picture, I think you could change "flame" to "blow torch" (or something similar), and perhaps add something along the lines of "[Hairdressor pulls a welding mask over his face]" at the end. Just my two cents. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 01:11, 5 May 2012 (EDT)

= "A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again"

"Face it, we're just kids. We can't afford stuff with zeros in the prices."

―Lisa

I think it's pretty funny. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 07:57, 5 May 2012 (EDT)