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Difference between revisions of "We Are the Jockeys"

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==Lyrics==
 
==Lyrics==
:'''[[Homer]]''':
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:'''[[Homer]]:'''
 
:''What happened?''
 
:''What happened?''
  
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:''What is this place?''
 
:''What is this place?''
  
:'''Jockey #1''':
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:'''Jockey #1:'''
 
:''Welcome to the secret land of the jockey.''
 
:''Welcome to the secret land of the jockey.''
  
 
:(''jockeys giggle'')
 
:(''jockeys giggle'')
  
:'''Homer''':
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:'''Homer:'''
 
:''Why are you talking like that?''
 
:''Why are you talking like that?''
  
:'''Jockey #1''':
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:'''Jockey #1:'''
 
:''These are our real voices. (normal voice) We only talk like this on your surface world.''
 
:''These are our real voices. (normal voice) We only talk like this on your surface world.''
  
:'''Homer''':
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:'''Homer:'''
 
:''But you're respected athletes.  You own car dealerships and marry beauty queens.''
 
:''But you're respected athletes.  You own car dealerships and marry beauty queens.''
  
:'''Jockey #1''':
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:'''Jockey #1:'''
 
:''All a lie.  What woman would marry us?  We're freaks.''
 
:''All a lie.  What woman would marry us?  We're freaks.''
  
:'''All jockeys''':
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:'''All jockeys:'''
 
:''Freaks...freaks...freaks...''
 
:''Freaks...freaks...freaks...''
  
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:In a fiberglass tree.
 
:In a fiberglass tree.
  
:'''Jockey #1''':
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:'''Jockey #1:'''
 
:'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...
 
:'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...
  
:'''Jockey #2''':
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:'''Jockey #2:'''
 
:On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
 
:On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
  
:'''Jockey #3''':
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:'''Jockey #3:'''
 
:But all is not well in Jockey Town.
 
:But all is not well in Jockey Town.
  
:'''Jockey #4''':
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:'''Jockey #4:'''
 
:Your renegade horse is making us frown.
 
:Your renegade horse is making us frown.
  
:'''Homer''':
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:'''Homer:'''
 
:''Whadaya want me to do?''
 
:''Whadaya want me to do?''
  
:'''Jockey #3''':
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:'''Jockey #3:'''
 
:Your horse must lose.
 
:Your horse must lose.
  
:'''Homer''':
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:'''Homer:'''
 
:''My horse must lose?''
 
:''My horse must lose?''
  
:'''Jockey #5''':
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:'''Jockey #5:'''
 
:No win!  
 
:No win!  
  
:'''Jockey #6''':
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:'''Jockey #6:'''
 
:No show!  
 
:No show!  
  
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:No place!  
 
:No place!  
  
:'''Jockey #4''':
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:'''Jockey #4:'''
 
:Just lose the stinkin' race.
 
:Just lose the stinkin' race.
  
:'''Homer''':
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:'''Homer:'''
 
:''And what if I refuse to lose?''
 
:''And what if I refuse to lose?''
  
:'''Jockey #6''':
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:'''Jockey #6:'''
 
:''We'll eat your brain!''
 
:''We'll eat your brain!''
  
:'''Homer''':
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:'''Homer:'''
 
:My horse must lose!
 
:My horse must lose!
 
:''Did that really happen, or was that just a wonderful dream?''
 
:''Did that really happen, or was that just a wonderful dream?''
  
:'''Jockey #1''':
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:'''Jockey #1:'''
 
:''No dream! Lose the race, fat boy.''
 
:''No dream! Lose the race, fat boy.''
  
 
[[Category:Songs]]
 
[[Category:Songs]]

Revision as of 10:40, October 8, 2019

We are the Jockeys is a song sung by midget jockeys in the episode "Saddlesore Galactica". The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Tim Long. It is the twenty-sixth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Lyrics

Homer:
What happened?
(jockeys giggle)
What is this place?
Jockey #1:
Welcome to the secret land of the jockey.
(jockeys giggle)
Homer:
Why are you talking like that?
Jockey #1:
These are our real voices. (normal voice) We only talk like this on your surface world.
Homer:
But you're respected athletes. You own car dealerships and marry beauty queens.
Jockey #1:
All a lie. What woman would marry us? We're freaks.
All jockeys:
Freaks...freaks...freaks...
We are the jockeys,
Jockeys are we,
We live underground
In a fiberglass tree.
Jockey #1:
'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...
Jockey #2:
On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
Jockey #3:
But all is not well in Jockey Town.
Jockey #4:
Your renegade horse is making us frown.
Homer:
Whadaya want me to do?
Jockey #3:
Your horse must lose.
Homer:
My horse must lose?
Jockey #5:
No win!
Jockey #6:
No show!
Jockey #3:
No place!
Jockey #4:
Just lose the stinkin' race.
Homer:
And what if I refuse to lose?
Jockey #6:
We'll eat your brain!
Homer:
My horse must lose!
Did that really happen, or was that just a wonderful dream?
Jockey #1:
No dream! Lose the race, fat boy.