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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Dad, we're going to be late for the Hot Chocoalte Festival! If we don't hurry, we'll miss Krusty's opening bit where he "accidentally" scalds Sideshow Mel with hot cocoa! | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' Dad, we're going to be late for the Hot Chocoalte Festival! If we don't hurry, we'll miss Krusty's opening bit where he "accidentally" scalds Sideshow Mel with hot cocoa! | ||
:'''[[Bart]]:''' What? The festival's today? | :'''[[Bart]]:''' What? The festival's today? | ||
Revision as of 13:11, December 30, 2014
- Homer: That's it! You're grounded for Winter vacation! No leaving the yard!
- Bart: Whatever.
- Lisa: Dad, we're going to be late for the Hot Chocoalte Festival! If we don't hurry, we'll miss Krusty's opening bit where he "accidentally" scalds Sideshow Mel with hot cocoa!
- Bart: What? The festival's today?
- Homer: Not for you, boy! Flanders will be keeping an eye on you, and he'll call us if you go anywhere!
- Ned Flanders: I've got an itchin' to do some snitchin'!
- Bart: Why me?
- Ned Flanders: Beacuse of your sins!
- Snowmer: Hey, is anyone gonna eat this carrot?
- Professor Frink: Sweet bill nye's bow tie! My invention worked!
- Bart: My snowman's alive!
- Professor Frink: Yes, my hydro-animator makes water sentient! Your snow person now has mind of his own!
- Snowmer: So do I have an me or what?
- Bart: I'll call you Snowmer!
- Snowmer: I have no idea if that's a good name or not, seeing as I've only been alive for two minutes... ...but sure!
- Ned Flanders: The creature is an abomination!
- Snowmer: So I'm an abominable snowman! Big deal!
- Snowmer Junior: Who am I?
- Homer: I'm ging to name you Snowmer Junior!
- Snowmer Junior: That's the worst name I've ever heard!
- Homer: It's the first name you've ever heard! And I'm your father, so yo uhave to respect me!
- Snowmer Junior: You're my dad? Please tell me I'm adopted!
- Homer: Why, you little--!
- Snowmer Junior: [GAK!]
- Homer: Check out how good Snowmer Junior is on that snowboard!
- Bart: Is that my skateboard?
- Homer: Yeah, but a few whacks with a hammer got the wheels off!
- Homer: Listen, we both owe you an apology!
- Bart: Yeah, we shouldn't have used you like that!
- Snowmer Junior: You're right. You shouldn't have!
- Homer: Why don't we go inside for some Ice cream?
- Snowmer: I have no idea what that is, but it sounds good to me! Nice place!
- Snowmer Junior: And wam, too! Are you getting taller?
- Homer: Nope! You're melting!
- Snowmer: Snow D'oh!
- Snowmer Junior: Oh, what a world!
