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Snow Dad/Quotes

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Homer: That's it! You're grounded for Winter vacation! No leaving the yard!
Bart: Whatever.
Lisa: Dad, we're going to be late for the Hot Chocoalte Festival! If we don't hurry, we'll miss Krusty's opening bit where he "accidentally" scalds Sideshow Mel with hot cocoa!
Bart: What? The festival's today?
Homer: Not for you, boy! Flanders will be keeping an eye on you, and he'll call us if you go anywhere!
Ned Flanders: I've got an itchin' to do some snitchin'!
Bart: Why me?
Ned Flanders: Because of your sins!

Snowmer: Hey, is anyone gonna eat this carrot?
Professor Frink: Sweet bill nye's bow tie! My invention worked!
Bart: My snowman's alive!
Professor Frink: Yes, my hydro-animator makes water sentient! Your snow person now has mind of his own!
Snowmer: So do I have an me or what?
Bart: I'll call you Snowmer!
Snowmer: I have no idea if that's a good name or not, seeing as I've only been alive for two minutes... ...but sure!
Ned Flanders: The creature is an abomination!
Snowmer: So I'm an abominable snowman! Big deal!

Snowmer Junior: Who am I?
Homer: I'm ging to name you Snowmer Junior!
Snowmer Junior: That's the worst name I've ever heard!
Homer: It's the first name you've ever heard! And I'm your father, so yo uhave to respect me!
Snowmer Junior: You're my dad? Please tell me I'm adopted!
Homer: Why, you little--!
Snowmer Junior: [GAK!]

Homer: Check out how good Snowmer Junior is on that snowboard!
Bart: Is that my skateboard?
Homer: Yeah, but a few whacks with a hammer got the wheels off!

Homer: Listen, we both owe you an apology!
Bart: Yeah, we shouldn't have used you like that!
Snowmer Junior: You're right. You shouldn't have!
Homer: Why don't we go inside for some Ice cream?
Snowmer: I have no idea what that is, but it sounds good to me! Nice place!
Snowmer Junior: And wam, too! Are you getting taller?
Homer: Nope! You're melting!
Snowmer: Snow D'oh!
Snowmer Junior: Oh, what a world!