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Ralph vs. the Wild/Quotes

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Ned Flanders: Okily-dokily, camperinos, pair up with a buddy, and we can start this race or bobsled's your uncle!
Ralph Wiggum: This is my buddy, Mr. Flanders. I'll call him "branchy!"
Ned: Ooh... sorry, ralph. I think you need a human budddy. Remember, that rock you picked for your buddy on the zoo trip didn't keep you out of the snake pit.
Ralph: Snakes hug hard.

Ned: Get set! Go-diddily-o!
Bart: Whoa! Go, Ralph! Hey, we might actually win this thing.
Ralph: Weeee! I'm mushing!

Ralph: I', help-ding.
Bart: Well, you'd better start "help-ding" me find this giant "N" that's on the map!

Bart: Okay, according to the junior campers survival guide, I can use a mirror to signal a passing plane. Yecch... this mirror's covered in chocoalte!
Ralph: It's shiny, like my cell phone.
Bart: I'm freezing my butt off out here, and you had a cell phone the whole time?

Ned: I was so worried.
Bart: Aw, man. I thought we were goners! How'd you find us?
Ned: Actually it was all due to Ralph... he hugged so many things in the woods, he left a trail of chocoalte hand prints for us to follow. Nice going, Ralph. Youv've just earned a survival merit badge!
Ralph: Yay! I survive-ded!
Bart: D'oh!