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Difference between revisions of "Not On My Clothes"

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'''Not On My Clothes''' is a song sung mainly by [[Groundskeeper Willie]] and [[Lisa]] (with unnecessary interruption by [[Homer]]) when Lisa was trying to make Willie a gentlemen.
 
'''Not On My Clothes''' is a song sung mainly by [[Groundskeeper Willie]] and [[Lisa]] (with unnecessary interruption by [[Homer]]) when Lisa was trying to make Willie a gentlemen.
  
==Lyrics==
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== Lyrics ==
 
:'''[[Lisa]]''':
 
:'''[[Lisa]]''':
 
:''(sighs) All right, let's just try one more lesson.  Repeat after me: "What flows from the nose does not go on the clothes."''
 
:''(sighs) All right, let's just try one more lesson.  Repeat after me: "What flows from the nose does not go on the clothes."''
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:Ding-dong, the zipper's gonna shine!
 
:Ding-dong, the zipper's gonna shine!
  
==Behind the Laughter==
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== Behind the Laughter ==
 
*The majority of the song is a parody of "{{W|The Rain in Spain}}", while Homer's part of the song ("I'm getting blue pants...") is a parody of the song "{{W|Get Me to the Church on Time}}", both from the musical ''{{W|My Fair Lady}}''.
 
*The majority of the song is a parody of "{{W|The Rain in Spain}}", while Homer's part of the song ("I'm getting blue pants...") is a parody of the song "{{W|Get Me to the Church on Time}}", both from the musical ''{{W|My Fair Lady}}''.
 
*The music was written by [[Alf Clausen]] and the lyrics by [[Michael Price]].
 
*The music was written by [[Alf Clausen]] and the lyrics by [[Michael Price]].
 
*It is part of the thirtieth track on the album ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''.
 
*It is part of the thirtieth track on the album ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''.
  
==Appearances==
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== Appearances ==
 
*{{ep|My Fair Laddy}}
 
*{{ep|My Fair Laddy}}
 
*{{alb|The Simpsons: Testify}}
 
*{{alb|The Simpsons: Testify}}
  
[[Category:Songs]]
 
 
[[Category:Parody songs]]
 
[[Category:Parody songs]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Groundskeeper Willie]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Groundskeeper Willie]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Lisa]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Lisa]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Homer]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Homer]]

Revision as of 14:46, February 2, 2015

"Not On My Clothes"
Not On My Clothes.png
Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Characters: Groundskeeper Willie
Lisa Simpson
Homer Simpson (minor)
Writer(s): Orignal song: Alan Jay Lerner
Parody lyrics: Michael Price
Appearance(s): "Lisa the Beauty Queen"

Not On My Clothes is a song sung mainly by Groundskeeper Willie and Lisa (with unnecessary interruption by Homer) when Lisa was trying to make Willie a gentlemen.

Lyrics

Lisa:
(sighs) All right, let's just try one more lesson. Repeat after me: "What flows from the nose does not go on the clothes."
Groundskeeper Willie:
"Wot flohs frum me nose..." Dah! Is no use! Ahm not viry cultured! Ah don't even have a last name!
Bart:
Care to concede that bet?
Lisa:
No. Come on, Willie! I believe in you!
Groundskeeper Willie:
What flows from the nose does not go on my clothes.
Lisa:
Say it again!
Groundskeeper Willie:
What flows from the nose
Does not go on my clothes!
Lisa:
I think he's got it!
Oh yes, he's got it!
Groundskeeper Willie:
What flows from the nose
Does not go on my clothes!
Lisa:
Where is that ghastly flow?
Groundskeeper Willie:
The nose! The nose!
Lisa:
And where should it not go?
Homer:
Blue pants! Blue pants!
Lisa:
Dad! Get your own song!
Homer:
Fine.
I'm gettin' blue pants in the morning!
Ding-dong, the zipper's gonna shine!

Behind the Laughter

Appearances