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MoneyBart/Quotes

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Nelson: [to Bart and Lisa] Get a room, you two!
Lisa: We're brother and sister!
Milhouse: My parents are, I think.

Skinner: Well, if it isn't Eavesdropper Ernie and the Listen-In Bunch! This is Dahlia Brinkley.
Lisa: I just saw a Yale sticker on a car!
Dahlia: I just graduated from Yale and I decided to see the school where it all began
Lisa: I'm a Jazz club treasurer and I started the recycling thing. [Points to a bin saying "No half-eaten yogurt please!"]
Dahlia: Only two things? That is a Bridge application, not Ivy League!
Skinner: Dahlia was in nearly everything! [Takes yearbook down from shelf, opens it to a page showing Dahlia's activities]
Chalmers: That was one good year.

Bart: I've been here for seven hours and I'm finally beginning to forget -
Marge: [Phone rings] It's for you, Bart.
Lisa: [On phone]Bart, we need you! Ralph is all juiced up!
Bart: No way!
Ralph: I didn't know what I was putting in my body!


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