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#Mix them up with some mayonnaise. | #Mix them up with some mayonnaise. | ||
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#Mix together in a bowl. | #Mix together in a bowl. | ||
#Chill and serve. | #Chill and serve. | ||
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*Onion | *Onion | ||
*Roll | *Roll | ||
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#Have Daddy bring one home from the track. | #Have Daddy bring one home from the track. | ||
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*Mud | *Mud | ||
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#Roll it in the mud. | #Roll it in the mud. | ||
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*Corn on the cob | *Corn on the cob | ||
*Dog food | *Dog food | ||
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#Get a corn on the cob. | #Get a corn on the cob. | ||
#Spread some of the dog's food on uit. | #Spread some of the dog's food on uit. | ||
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*Vanilla pudding | *Vanilla pudding | ||
*Whipped cream | *Whipped cream | ||
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#Get some aquarium gravel. | #Get some aquarium gravel. | ||
#Put it in some pudding. | #Put it in some pudding. | ||
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#Spreak paste over it. | #Spreak paste over it. | ||
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#Eat it and be quit, Kid! | #Eat it and be quit, Kid! | ||
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*Swedish meat | *Swedish meat | ||
*Danish pastry | *Danish pastry | ||
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#Mix ingredients together in your lunch box. | #Mix ingredients together in your lunch box. | ||
#Leave it in your backpack over the weekend. | #Leave it in your backpack over the weekend. | ||
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*Brown crayons | *Brown crayons | ||
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#Put marshmallows and brown crayons togheter in pan on stovetop. | #Put marshmallows and brown crayons togheter in pan on stovetop. | ||
#Simmer for 5 minutes. | #Simmer for 5 minutes. | ||
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#Get a bowl of leftover mashed potatoes. | #Get a bowl of leftover mashed potatoes. | ||
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#Get your self somethinkg at the cafeteria. | #Get your self somethinkg at the cafeteria. | ||
[[Category:Food and drink]] | [[Category:Food and drink]] | ||
Revision as of 13:14, May 16, 2013
Lunch Box Restipees is a collection of recipes by Ralph from The Ralph Wiggum Book.
Contents
- 1 Recipes
- 1.1 Deviled Eggs
- 1.2 Cat Food Salad
- 1.3 Filly Steak Sandwish
- 1.4 Tot Diggety Dog
- 1.5 Corn Dogs
- 1.6 Aquarium Gravel in a Cloud
- 1.7 Crunchy Muchies
- 1.8 Daddy's Phony Baloney Sandwich
- 1.9 Chicken á la Viking
- 1.10 S'morz No Mores
- 1.11 Smashed Potatoes
- 1.12 Ants on a Log
- 1.13 Mommy's Tired of Making Lunches
Recipes
Deviled Eggs
Ingredients
- Eggs
- Mayonnaise
- Paprika
- Satan
Preparation
- Get six hard-boiled eggs.
- Mix them up with some mayonnaise.
- Spinkle on some paprika.
- Offer them to Satan.
Cat Food Salad
Ingredients
- Cat food
- Relish
- Matonnaise
Preparation
- Mix together in a bowl.
- Chill and serve.
Filly Steak Sandwish
Ingredients
- Racehorse
- Bell peppers
- Swiss cheese
- Onion
- Roll
Preparation
- Have Daddy bring one home from the track.
Tot Diggety Dog
Ingredients
- Hot dug
- Mud
Preparation
- Get a hot dog.
- Roll it in the mud.
Corn Dogs
Ingredients
- Corn on the cob
- Dog food
Preparation
- Get a corn on the cob.
- Spread some of the dog's food on uit.
- Don't let the dog catch you doing this.
Aquarium Gravel in a Cloud
Ingredients
- Aquarium gravel
- Vanilla pudding
- Whipped cream
Preparation
- Get some aquarium gravel.
- Put it in some pudding.
- Top with whipped cream.
Crunchy Muchies
Ingredients
- Dirt
- Twigs
- Paste
Preparation
- Get a twig.
- Spreak paste over it.
- Stick it in the dirt.
Daddy's Phony Baloney Sandwich
Ingredients
- Baloney
- Malarkey
- Hogwash
- A load of hooey
- Bread
Preparation
- Eat it and be quit, Kid!
Chicken á la Viking
Ingredients
- Chicken pot pie
- Swedish meat
- Danish pastry
Preparation
- Mix ingredients together in your lunch box.
- Leave it in your backpack over the weekend.
- Share with friends on Monday.
S'morz No Mores
Ingredients
- Marshmallows
- Graham crackers
- Brown crayons
Preparation
- Put marshmallows and brown crayons togheter in pan on stovetop.
- Simmer for 5 minutes.
- Let cool.
- Pour onto cracker.
Smashed Potatoes
Ingredients
- Potatoes
- Regrets
Preparation
- Go to fridge.
- Get a bowl of leftover mashed potatoes.
- Sit down on curb outside to eat it.
- Have bullies shove your face in it.
Ants on a Log
Ingredients
- Ants
- Stick
- Paste
Preparation
- Get a stick about 4 inches long.
- Spread paste over the stick.
- Sprinkle ants onto pase.
Mommy's Tired of Making Lunches
Ingredients
- $5.00
Preparation
- Get your self somethinkg at the cafeteria.
