List of scenes cut from The Simpsons shorts

Info supplied by The Simpsons Archive, with titles supplied by the Simpsons World episode guide.

Season 1

• "Good Night" - MG01

No cut scenes given, but 11 seconds of the short are cut in syndication airings.

• "Watching TV" - MG02

No cut scenes given, but 5 seconds of the short are cut in syndication airings.

• "Jumping Bart" - MG03

No information given.

• "Babysitting Maggie" - MG04

Act One, which consists of Bart and Lisa watching Maggie electrocute herself by sticking a fork into an electrical socket, is cut in syndications airings.

• "The Pacifier" - MG05

18 seconds of the short are cut in syndication. The cut lines and scenes are listed below, and are both in Act One.

"Bart: How long are you going to keep sucking on that stupid pacifier?
Lisa: What a little baby you are."

―In act 1.

When Maggie's pacifier is pulled out of her mouth in act one, she proceeds to fall forward and walk off. She then walks down a hall, falls by a mouse hole, and walks off-screen. The scene shifts to her entering her bedroom, where she falls and picks herself up again to open a drawer full of pacifiers.

• "Burping Contest" - MG06

22 seconds of the short are cut in syndication. The scene cut is listed below:
Marge watches Homer disappointedly after he burps, and then Maggie burps, leaving Marge to watch the rest of the family, stunned.

• "Dinnertime" - MG07

10 seconds of the short are cut in syndication. The line cut is listed below:

"TV: On tonight's news: Bus plunge kills forty-three. Freak roller coaster accident decapitates a family of five. And a sneak preview of today's exciting bikini beachwear. But first this important message."

―In act four.

Season 2

• "Football" - MG08

No cut scenes given, but 5 seconds of the short are cut in syndication airings.

• "Making Faces" - MG09

22 seconds of the short are cut in syndication. The entire second act is cut in syndication, where, they continue making faces, and Marge returns to tell them to knock it off. When she leaves, Bart and Lisa try to imitate her scowl, though their attempts are beaten by Maggie's imitation ("Look at this!").

• "What Maggie's Thinking" - MG10

14 seconds of the short are cut in syndication. Again, the entire second act is cut in syndication.

"Lisa: Let's try to communicate with it in its own language."

―Act Two.

Bart then leans over and babbles, when Maggie shoves a bottle in his mouth.

• "Gone Fishin'" - MG11

10 seconds of the short are cut in syndication. Two words are cut.

"Homer: Hmm. I coulda sworn we brought more worms."

―In act three.