Lisa the Greek/Quotes

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Smooth Jimmy Apollo: Today's game between the Denver Broncos and the New England Patriots is too close to call. But if you are one of those compulsive types that just has to bet, uh, I don't know...Denver.

Homer phones Moe

Homer: Moe, can you put me down for $20 on Denver?

Moe{slyly}: I think we can arrange that. Chief Wiggum, can you pass me my little black book?

Chief Wiggum: Oh, sure thing, Moe. I was just using it as a coaster.

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Homer has just lost his bet

Smooth Jimmy Apollo: Well folks, when you are 52% right that means you are 48% wrong.

Homer: DOH! Why did you not say that before?

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Lisa: What could be better than the savage ballet that is professional football?

Homer: You like ice cream, don't you.

Lisa: Yes.

Homer: And do you like it even better when it has hot fudge, caramel, whipped cream, cherries, chocolate chips, and crumbled-up cookie things. Mmmmm....crumbled-up cookie things.

Lisa: So gambling makes a good thing even better.

Homer: Yes, it is like there is some kind of bond between us.

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