Lard of the Dance

Before the first day of school Milhouse fails to impress Lisa. At the Kwik-e-Mart Homer realises that he can make money by selling grease and takes Bart with him who surprisingly wants to go to school. Lisa is asked to show round a new girl named Alex Whitney who acts just like a young adult by having a cell phone, using perfume etc. Alex impresses Lisa’s friends, which makes Lisa feel left out. Not wanting to be unpopular, Lisa asks Principal Skinner to hold a school dance. Lisa then realises that everyone has a date except her and she tries to bully Milhouse into being her date. Meanwhile Homer and Bart try to steal grease from krustyburger but another grease company takes it all. Homer tries to stop the grease company but Bart has an idea how to steal grease. At the dance Lisa is stamping people's hands and has to go into the dance only to realise that all the boys and girls are away from each other. Lisa explains to Alex that this is because they are kids. Homer and Bart sneak into the school and try to steal grease until Willie finds out and in the air vent they get in a fight. When Willie Strangles Homer with the hose, it explodes all into the dance and Alex learns that she is still a kid.