Difference between revisions of "Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words/Quotes"
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| − | :'''Lisa''': Guess what, mom? I'm a cruciverbalist! | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Guess what, mom? I'm a cruciverbalist! |
| − | :'''Marge''': Oh, Lisa, another religion? You know, you'll just drop the whole thing at college when you get a Jewish boyfriend. | + | :'''[[Marge]]''': Oh, Lisa, another religion? You know, you'll just drop the whole thing at college when you get a Jewish boyfriend. |
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| − | :'''Homer''': Marge, I'm going to a hardcore gay club and won't be home until three in the morning! | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': Marge, I'm going to a hardcore gay club and won't be home until three in the morning! |
:'''Marge''': Have fun! | :'''Marge''': Have fun! | ||
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| − | :'''Lisa''': Dad, I know this is crazy, but did you plant a message to me in the New York Times crossword puzzle? | + | :'''Lisa''': Dad, I know this is crazy, but did you plant a message to me in the [[New York Times]] crossword puzzle? |
:'''Homer''': Well, I had a little help from this guy. | :'''Homer''': Well, I had a little help from this guy. | ||
| − | :[Will Shortz and Merl Reagle appear] | + | :[[[Will Shortz]] and [[Merl Reagle]] appear] |
:'''Lisa''': (gasps) New York Times crossword editor Will Shortz and master puzzle constructor Merl Reagle! | :'''Lisa''': (gasps) New York Times crossword editor Will Shortz and master puzzle constructor Merl Reagle! | ||
:'''Merl Reagle''': I actually wrote that crossword. | :'''Merl Reagle''': I actually wrote that crossword. | ||
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:'''Merl Reagle''': (dejected) Yes, sir. | :'''Merl Reagle''': (dejected) Yes, sir. | ||
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| − | :'''Superintendent Chalmers''': I'm a bit of a crossword head myself. They help me relax after a day of having to deal with... Skinner! | + | :'''[[Superintendent Chalmers]]''': I'm a bit of a crossword head myself. They help me relax after a day of having to deal with... Skinner! |
| − | :'''Principal Skinner''': You called? | + | :'''[[Principal Skinner]]''': You called? |
:'''Superintendent Chalmers''': Made reference. | :'''Superintendent Chalmers''': Made reference. | ||
:'''Principal Skinner''': My mistake. | :'''Principal Skinner''': My mistake. | ||
Revision as of 15:39, September 14, 2011
- Lisa: Guess what, mom? I'm a cruciverbalist!
- Marge: Oh, Lisa, another religion? You know, you'll just drop the whole thing at college when you get a Jewish boyfriend.
- Homer: Marge, I'm going to a hardcore gay club and won't be home until three in the morning!
- Marge: Have fun!
- Lisa: Dad, I know this is crazy, but did you plant a message to me in the New York Times crossword puzzle?
- Homer: Well, I had a little help from this guy.
- [[[Will Shortz]] and Merl Reagle appear]
- Lisa: (gasps) New York Times crossword editor Will Shortz and master puzzle constructor Merl Reagle!
- Merl Reagle: I actually wrote that crossword.
- Will Shortz: And I edited it. Now get back to crosswording!
- Merl Reagle: (dejected) Yes, sir.
- Superintendent Chalmers: I'm a bit of a crossword head myself. They help me relax after a day of having to deal with... Skinner!
- Principal Skinner: You called?
- Superintendent Chalmers: Made reference.
- Principal Skinner: My mistake.
- [After Lisa loses the crossword puzzle tournament]
- Lisa: Oh, I blew it again.
- Homer: She blew it again! Woo-Hoo!
- [The bartender approaches Homer with a large tray of money]
- Bartender: (disdainfully) Here's your money, soaked in your daughter's tears.
- Homer: You know for a bartender-bookie, you're awfully judgmental.
