Difference between revisions of "Flaming Moe/Quotes"
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:'''Homer''': Oh no! I left a candy-bar in my desk! | :'''Homer''': Oh no! I left a candy-bar in my desk! | ||
:'''Late shift worker''': That's funny, 'cause I found this candy-bar in ''my'' desk! | :'''Late shift worker''': That's funny, 'cause I found this candy-bar in ''my'' desk! | ||
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:'''Homer''': Time to punch in. | :'''Homer''': Time to punch in. | ||
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:'''Smithers''': Sir, is that your will? | :'''Smithers''': Sir, is that your will? | ||
:'''Mr. Burns''': It is. I know it's hard to see a young buck like me and think of a day when I'm no longer in the pink.. | :'''Mr. Burns''': It is. I know it's hard to see a young buck like me and think of a day when I'm no longer in the pink.. | ||
| − | :'' | + | :''Mr. Burns sneezes, and the top of his skull flips open to reveal his brain. He quickly flips it back, closing his head'' |
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| − | :'' | + | :''Mr. Burns is riding on his lawyer's back, pretending he is riding a dinosaur. Homer walks into the room...'' |
:'''Homer''': Ah! A dinosaur! | :'''Homer''': Ah! A dinosaur! | ||
| − | :'' | + | :''Homer runs out of the room screaming'' |
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| − | :'' | + | :''Smithers is secretly reading Mr. Burns will'' |
:'''Mr. Burns will''': I, C. Montgomery Burns, hereby divide my estate and shares between the University Department of Applied Evil, Gary from Gary's Trap-Door Installation & Repair and finally, to my constant companion... | :'''Mr. Burns will''': I, C. Montgomery Burns, hereby divide my estate and shares between the University Department of Applied Evil, Gary from Gary's Trap-Door Installation & Repair and finally, to my constant companion... | ||
:''[Cut to Smithers confronting Mr. Burns]'' | :''[Cut to Smithers confronting Mr. Burns]'' | ||
:'''Smithers''': Your tortoise? | :'''Smithers''': Your tortoise? | ||
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| − | :'' | + | :''Smithers tries to persuade a group of Springfield's unattractive homosexuals to visit Moe's Tarvern'' |
:'''Grady''': Ew! Isn't that the place where all those rats committed suicide? | :'''Grady''': Ew! Isn't that the place where all those rats committed suicide? | ||
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| − | :'' | + | :''Homer bumps into a Comic Book Guy look-a-like thinking it is him'' |
:'''Homer''': Hey, I didn't know you were...urgh...you know...one of those... | :'''Homer''': Hey, I didn't know you were...urgh...you know...one of those... | ||
:'''Comic Book Gay''': I am not Comic Book Guy. I am his cousin, Comic Book Gay. | :'''Comic Book Gay''': I am not Comic Book Guy. I am his cousin, Comic Book Gay. | ||
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- Homer: Oh no! I left a candy-bar in my desk!
- Late shift worker: That's funny, 'cause I found this candy-bar in my desk!
- The Late shift worker eats the candy-bar
- Homer: Time to punch in.
- Smithers: They're fighting like Iran and Iraq!
- Mr. Burns: What?
- Smithers: Persia and Mesopotamia.
- Smithers: Sir, is that your will?
- Mr. Burns: It is. I know it's hard to see a young buck like me and think of a day when I'm no longer in the pink..
- Mr. Burns sneezes, and the top of his skull flips open to reveal his brain. He quickly flips it back, closing his head
- Mr. Burns is riding on his lawyer's back, pretending he is riding a dinosaur. Homer walks into the room...
- Homer: Ah! A dinosaur!
- Homer runs out of the room screaming
- Smithers is secretly reading Mr. Burns will
- Mr. Burns will: I, C. Montgomery Burns, hereby divide my estate and shares between the University Department of Applied Evil, Gary from Gary's Trap-Door Installation & Repair and finally, to my constant companion...
- [Cut to Smithers confronting Mr. Burns]
- Smithers: Your tortoise?
- Smithers tries to persuade a group of Springfield's unattractive homosexuals to visit Moe's Tarvern
- Grady: Ew! Isn't that the place where all those rats committed suicide?
- Homer bumps into a Comic Book Guy look-a-like thinking it is him
- Homer: Hey, I didn't know you were...urgh...you know...one of those...
- Comic Book Gay: I am not Comic Book Guy. I am his cousin, Comic Book Gay.
- Homer: But you do like comic books?
- Comic Book Gay: A certain kind.
- Smithers: Can I have a scotch and water?
- Moe: My scotch is a scotch and water.
- Moe: Not bad. Like Frisbee Golf, I'm glad I tried it once.
- Superintendent Chalmers: Willie, you're the new principal.
- Willie: Who's the new groundskeeper?
- Superintendent Chalmers: Also you. And you don't get more money.
