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== Lyrics == | == Lyrics == | ||
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:Some folk will never eat a skunk, | :Some folk will never eat a skunk, | ||
:But then again, some folk'll | :But then again, some folk'll | ||
:Like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel! | :Like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel! | ||
| − | :'''Cletus''' | + | :'''Cletus:''' |
:''Hey, what's goin' on on this side?'' | :''Hey, what's goin' on on this side?'' | ||
:''Hey, Brandine! You might could wear these to yer job interview.'' | :''Hey, Brandine! You might could wear these to yer job interview.'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Brandine]]''' | + | :'''[[Brandine]]:''' |
:''An' scuff up the topless dancin' runway?! Naw! Yeh best bring 'em back where from y'got 'em!'' | :''An' scuff up the topless dancin' runway?! Naw! Yeh best bring 'em back where from y'got 'em!'' | ||
| − | :'''Cletus''' | + | :'''Cletus:''' |
:''Uh-kay. Back you go to wait for a woman wid less discriminatin' taste.'' | :''Uh-kay. Back you go to wait for a woman wid less discriminatin' taste.'' | ||
| − | :'''Singers''' | + | :'''Singers:''' |
:Most folk will never lose a toe, | :Most folk will never lose a toe, | ||
:But then again, some folk'll | :But then again, some folk'll | ||
:Like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel! | :Like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel! | ||
| − | :'''Cletus''' | + | :'''Cletus:''' |
:''Hey, y'know what? I could call my Maw while I'm up here. Hey, Maw! Git off the dang roof!!'' | :''Hey, y'know what? I could call my Maw while I'm up here. Hey, Maw! Git off the dang roof!!'' | ||
Revision as of 10:31, October 8, 2019
Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel!
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Song Information
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Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel! is a song about Cletus, which also contains the voices of him and Brandine. It is the thirty-seventh track on the album Go Simpsonic with the Simpsons.
Lyrics
- Singers:
- Some folk will never eat a skunk,
- But then again, some folk'll
- Like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel!
- Cletus:
- Hey, what's goin' on on this side?
- Hey, Brandine! You might could wear these to yer job interview.
- Brandine:
- An' scuff up the topless dancin' runway?! Naw! Yeh best bring 'em back where from y'got 'em!
- Cletus:
- Uh-kay. Back you go to wait for a woman wid less discriminatin' taste.
- Singers:
- Most folk will never lose a toe,
- But then again, some folk'll
- Like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel!
- Cletus:
- Hey, y'know what? I could call my Maw while I'm up here. Hey, Maw! Git off the dang roof!!
