Difference between revisions of "Burp Contest/Quotes"
Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
m (→top: replaced: {{TabQ|gags=no}} → {{TabQ|nogags}}) |
Solar Dragon (talk | contribs) |
||
| Line 2: | Line 2: | ||
{{ShortPrevNextQuo|The Pacifier|Eating Dinner}} | {{ShortPrevNextQuo|The Pacifier|Eating Dinner}} | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} What are you kids doing now? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} We're having a ... ''[burp noise]'' contest, Mom. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} What? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} We're having a burp contest, Mom. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Well, knock it off. I do not allow burping in this house. (leaves) | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I love Mom... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} But ... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} The show must go on. | |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Bart! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[his mouth shut]'' What? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} What did I say about burping? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[shrugs, his mouth shut]'' I dunno. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I said, no burping. And when I say no burping, what do I mean? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[his mouth shut]'' No burping. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} That's right. No burping. I know you won't disappoint me. | |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Watch this. The burp champion of the world. ''[burps again]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} ''[growls]'' Burp, I mean, Bart, are you burping again? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Maybe. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} What is it with this burping? Why? What's the thrill? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} It's fun. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} It's crude. It's vulgar. It's, it's impolite. And, and it's nauseating. *leaves the room* | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} That's what I said. It's fun. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I'm still the burp champion of the world. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Maggie}} *makes a higher pitched burp* | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Bart, meet the new champ. | |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Watch this! ''[burps twice]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Oh yeah? ''[burps thrice]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} ''[snarls]'' How many times do I have to tell you kids? I absolutely forbid burping in this household. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} How's it goin', everybody? ''[burps heavily]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oops. Pardon my French, heh heh heh. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Thanks, Dad. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Good one, Dad. | |
{{Shorts Season 1|Q}} | {{Shorts Season 1|Q}} | ||
Latest revision as of 13:18, August 3, 2020
|
|||||||||
|
|
|
- Marge: What are you kids doing now?
- Bart: We're having a ... [burp noise] contest, Mom.
- Marge: What?
- Lisa: We're having a burp contest, Mom.
- Marge: Well, knock it off. I do not allow burping in this house. (leaves)
- Bart: I love Mom...
- Lisa: But ...
- Bart: The show must go on.
- Marge: Bart!
- Bart: [his mouth shut] What?
- Marge: What did I say about burping?
- Bart: [shrugs, his mouth shut] I dunno.
- Marge: I said, no burping. And when I say no burping, what do I mean?
- Bart: [his mouth shut] No burping.
- Marge: That's right. No burping. I know you won't disappoint me.
- Bart: Watch this. The burp champion of the world. [burps again]
- Marge: [growls] Burp, I mean, Bart, are you burping again?
- Bart: Maybe.
- Marge: What is it with this burping? Why? What's the thrill?
- Lisa: It's fun.
- Marge: It's crude. It's vulgar. It's, it's impolite. And, and it's nauseating. *leaves the room*
- Lisa: That's what I said. It's fun.
- Bart: I'm still the burp champion of the world.
- Maggie: *makes a higher pitched burp*
- Lisa: Bart, meet the new champ.
- Bart: Watch this! [burps twice]
- Lisa: Oh yeah? [burps thrice]
- Marge: [snarls] How many times do I have to tell you kids? I absolutely forbid burping in this household.
- Homer: How's it goin', everybody? [burps heavily]
- Homer: Oops. Pardon my French, heh heh heh.
- Lisa: Thanks, Dad.
- Bart: Good one, Dad.
| Shorts Season 1 Quotes | ||
|---|---|---|
| Good Night • Watching Television • Bart Jumps • Babysitting Maggie • The Pacifier • Burp Contest • Eating Dinner |
