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Burp Contest/Quotes

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Shorts season 1 Short Quotes
05 "The Pacifier"
"Burp Contest"
"Eating Dinner" 07

Marge: What are you kids doing now?
Bart: We're having a ... [burp noise] contest, Mom.
Marge: What?
Lisa: We're having a burp contest, Mom.
Marge: Well, knock it off. I do not allow burping in this house. (leaves)
Bart: I love Mom...
Lisa: But ...
Bart: The show must go on.

Marge: Bart!
Bart: [his mouth shut] What?
Marge: What did I say about burping?
Bart: [shrugs, his mouth shut] I dunno.
Marge: I said, no burping. And when I say no burping, what do I mean?
Bart: [his mouth shut] No burping.
Marge: That's right. No burping. I know you won't disappoint me.

Bart: Watch this. The burp champion of the world. [burps again]
Marge: [growls] Burp, I mean, Bart, are you burping again?
Bart: Maybe.
Marge: What is it with this burping? Why? What's the thrill?
Lisa: It's fun.
Marge: It's crude. It's vulgar. It's, it's impolite. And, and it's nauseating. *leaves the room*
Lisa: That's what I said. It's fun.
Bart: I'm still the burp champion of the world.
Maggie: *makes a higher pitched burp*
Lisa: Bart, meet the new champ.

Bart: Watch this! [burps twice]
Lisa: Oh yeah? [burps thrice]
Marge: [snarls] How many times do I have to tell you kids? I absolutely forbid burping in this household.
Homer: How's it goin', everybody? [burps heavily]
Homer: Oops. Pardon my French, heh heh heh.
Lisa: Thanks, Dad.
Bart: Good one, Dad.
Shorts Season 1 Quotes
Good Night Watching Television Bart Jumps Babysitting Maggie The Pacifier Burp Contest Eating Dinner