Difference between revisions of "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk/Quotes"
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:''German owners are attempting rapport with plant employees'' | :''German owners are attempting rapport with plant employees'' | ||
:'''Horst''': Good morning. I am Horst. My superiors have selected me to speak to you because they believe I am the friendliest looking. Perhaps I remind you of the lovable Sergeant Schultz from ''Hogan's Heroes''. | :'''Horst''': Good morning. I am Horst. My superiors have selected me to speak to you because they believe I am the friendliest looking. Perhaps I remind you of the lovable Sergeant Schultz from ''Hogan's Heroes''. | ||
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:''Homer lacks the situational awareness to see he wears a nameplate that says "Homer Simpson, Safety Inspector"'' | :''Homer lacks the situational awareness to see he wears a nameplate that says "Homer Simpson, Safety Inspector"'' | ||
:'''Carl''': Hey Homer, are you not the safety inspector? | :'''Carl''': Hey Homer, are you not the safety inspector? | ||
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| − | :''Last lines of episode. Mr. Burns has reclaimed ownership of the SNPP, but still has yet to clean up toys from his office, which the Germans had converted into a nursery. He brandishes a letter opener. | + | :''Last lines of episode. Mr. Burns has reclaimed ownership of the SNPP, but still has yet to clean up toys from his office, which the Germans had converted into a nursery. He brandishes a letter opener.'' |
:'''Montgomery Burns''': Who was that man who insulted me in the blue-collar bar? | :'''Montgomery Burns''': Who was that man who insulted me in the blue-collar bar? | ||
:'''Waylon Smithers''': Homer Simpson, sir. He was laid off under the German ownership. | :'''Waylon Smithers''': Homer Simpson, sir. He was laid off under the German ownership. | ||
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:''Simpson residence. Homer is on the phone while entire family listens in'' | :''Simpson residence. Homer is on the phone while entire family listens in'' | ||
:'''Homer''': WOO HOO! I got my job back! | :'''Homer''': WOO HOO! I got my job back! | ||
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Revision as of 22:26, April 15, 2010
- German owners are attempting rapport with plant employees
- Horst: Good morning. I am Horst. My superiors have selected me to speak to you because they believe I am the friendliest looking. Perhaps I remind you of the lovable Sergeant Schultz from Hogan's Heroes.
- Plant employees mutter amongst themselves in agreement
- Horst: First, we need to deal with substance abuse. Are there any alcoholics here?
- Man #1: Me.
- Man #2: Me too. In fact, I am drunk at this moment.
- Horst: Very well. You will be on convalescent leave for six weeks at an detoxification center in Hawaii, and will then return with back pay.
- Homer{talking to himself}: Doh! Lucky drunks!
- Radioactive waste drips into a bucket
- Horst: We would like to have a talk with your safety inspector.
- Homer: Sock it to him, Horst!
- Homer lacks the situational awareness to see he wears a nameplate that says "Homer Simpson, Safety Inspector"
- Carl: Hey Homer, are you not the safety inspector?
- Homer: D'oh!
- Last lines of episode. Mr. Burns has reclaimed ownership of the SNPP, but still has yet to clean up toys from his office, which the Germans had converted into a nursery. He brandishes a letter opener.
- Montgomery Burns: Who was that man who insulted me in the blue-collar bar?
- Waylon Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir. He was laid off under the German ownership.
- Montgomery Burns: Simpson, eh? As for him, many years will pass, where he will remain unaware the Sword of Damocles is dangling over him. And when he least expects it...
- Mr. Burns uses letter opener to stab a toy pig, which makes a squeal
- Simpson residence. Homer is on the phone while entire family listens in
- Homer: WOO HOO! I got my job back!
