Difference between revisions of "Burns' Heir/Quotes"
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| − | ('' | + | (''A deprogrammer has just finished forcing [[Bart]] into forgetting Mr Burns and coming back to the Simpson family'') |
| − | ''' | + | '''Deprogrammer:''' "Well Mr and Mrs Simpson, I think I have reformed young Bart. Bart come out!" |
| − | '' | + | ''Hans Moleman walks out of the room, wearing an orange shirt and blue shorts like Bart's usual outfit'' |
| − | '''Hans Moleman:'''(''monotonal) "''Mom, | + | '''Hans Moleman:'''(''monotonal) "''Mom, Dad, I missed you!" |
'''[[Homer]]: '''"Oh son, we finally have you back! "(''Homer kisses Hans Moleman)'' | '''[[Homer]]: '''"Oh son, we finally have you back! "(''Homer kisses Hans Moleman)'' | ||
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'''Homer:''' "Can we keep him anyway, huh, huh?" | '''Homer:''' "Can we keep him anyway, huh, huh?" | ||
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| + | :''Mr. Burns attempts to prove the Simpson family does not love him, and shows him a scripted version of a false Simpsons residence'' | ||
| + | :'''Homer Actor'''{voice unlike Homer's}: I do not miss Bart at all. | ||
| + | :'''Marge Actress'''{overly gravelly voice}: I am glad that he is gone. | ||
| + | :''Homer actor drops his sandwich'' | ||
| + | :'''Homer Actor''': Boh! | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': Something about them did not seem right. | ||
| + | :''Bart departs room'' | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns''': What was that?! For the seventh time, Homer Simpson does not say "Boh!", he says "Doh!" | ||
| + | :'''Homer Actor''': Sorry M.B., I am having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a nuerological quirk, like ''Rain Man'' or ''Awakenings''? | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns''': Do it right or it will be back to the Westport Community Theatre for all of you! | ||
Revision as of 19:23, April 4, 2010
(A deprogrammer has just finished forcing Bart into forgetting Mr Burns and coming back to the Simpson family)
Deprogrammer: "Well Mr and Mrs Simpson, I think I have reformed young Bart. Bart come out!"
Hans Moleman walks out of the room, wearing an orange shirt and blue shorts like Bart's usual outfit
Hans Moleman:(monotonal) "Mom, Dad, I missed you!"
Homer: "Oh son, we finally have you back! "(Homer kisses Hans Moleman)
Marge: "Homer, that's Hans Moleman."
Homer: "Can we keep him anyway, huh, huh?"
- Mr. Burns attempts to prove the Simpson family does not love him, and shows him a scripted version of a false Simpsons residence
- Homer Actor{voice unlike Homer's}: I do not miss Bart at all.
- Marge Actress{overly gravelly voice}: I am glad that he is gone.
- Homer actor drops his sandwich
- Homer Actor: Boh!
- Bart: Something about them did not seem right.
- Bart departs room
- Mr. Burns: What was that?! For the seventh time, Homer Simpson does not say "Boh!", he says "Doh!"
- Homer Actor: Sorry M.B., I am having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a nuerological quirk, like Rain Man or Awakenings?
- Mr. Burns: Do it right or it will be back to the Westport Community Theatre for all of you!
