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{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Last call, gents! Before hittin' the road, who wants a nice juicy burger with his [[Duff]]?
:'''[[Moe]]:''' Last call, gents! Before hittin' the road, who wants a nice juicy burger with his [[Duff]]?
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Your hamburgers taste like shoe leather, Moe!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Your hamburgers taste like shoe leather, Moe!
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{{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} They're worse than Krustyburgers! And nobody eats '''them'''! ''[burps]''
:'''[[Barney]]:''' They're worse than Krustyburgers! And nobody eats '''them'''! ''[burps]''
 
 
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:'''Moe:''' I'm an ace when it comes to drivin' icy roads!
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{{qf|Moe}} I'm an ace when it comes to drivin' icy roads!
 
:''[Two minutes later...]''
 
:''[Two minutes later...]''
 
:''[The car is sliding around on the ice]''
 
:''[The car is sliding around on the ice]''
:'''Homer:''' AAAAIIIEEEEE!
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{{qf|Homer}} AAAAIIIEEEEE!
:'''Moe:''' YAAARRRRGH!
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{{qf|Moe}} YAAARRRRGH!
 
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:''[Homer sneaks back home. [[Marge]] turns on the light.]''
 
:''[Homer sneaks back home. [[Marge]] turns on the light.]''
:'''Marge:''' Homie! It's three in the morning! Where have you been?
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homie! It's three in the morning! Where have you been?
:'''Homer:''' Moeandifoundaplanefilledwithsecretsaucethatmakesburgerstastesogoodthatohmygawdiwantanotheronerightnow! And I already ate '''twelve'''!
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{{qf|Homer}} Moeandifoundaplanefilledwithsecretsaucethatmakesburgerstastesogoodthatohmygawdiwantanotheronerightnow! And I already ate '''twelve'''!
 
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:''[The mafia are dumping the toxic sauce into the river.]''
 
:''[The mafia are dumping the toxic sauce into the river.]''
:'''Person:''' It sure can't do any harm at the bottom of the drink!
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{{qf|Person}} It sure can't do any harm at the bottom of the drink!
 
:''[A fourth eye pops out of [[Blinky]].]''
 
:''[A fourth eye pops out of [[Blinky]].]''
  
 
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Latest revision as of 11:07, May 15, 2021



Moe Szyslak: Last call, gents! Before hittin' the road, who wants a nice juicy burger with his Duff?
Homer: Your hamburgers taste like shoe leather, Moe!
Barney Gumble: They're worse than Krustyburgers! And nobody eats them! [burps]

Moe: I'm an ace when it comes to drivin' icy roads!
[Two minutes later...]
[The car is sliding around on the ice]
Homer: AAAAIIIEEEEE!
Moe: YAAARRRRGH!

[Homer sneaks back home. Marge turns on the light.]
Marge: Homie! It's three in the morning! Where have you been?
Homer: Moeandifoundaplanefilledwithsecretsaucethatmakesburgerstastesogoodthatohmygawdiwantanotheronerightnow! And I already ate twelve!

[The mafia are dumping the toxic sauce into the river.]
Person: It sure can't do any harm at the bottom of the drink!
[A fourth eye pops out of Blinky.]