Difference between revisions of "'Round Springfield/Quotes"
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:'''Bart''': "No teacher shall be held acountable if Bart Simpson dies." | :'''Bart''': "No teacher shall be held acountable if Bart Simpson dies." | ||
:'''Mrs. Krabappel''': "We're also absolved if Milhouse gets eaten by the school snake." | :'''Mrs. Krabappel''': "We're also absolved if Milhouse gets eaten by the school snake." | ||
| − | :(''Cut to Milhouse | + | :(''Cut to Milhouse, who has been eaten by the school snake.'') |
:'''[[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]]''': "Hey, cool, there's a rabbit in here!" | :'''[[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]]''': "Hey, cool, there's a rabbit in here!" | ||
Revision as of 20:18, September 13, 2010
- Homer: "Lisa, when you get to be our age, you learn a few things. Like when a sign says 'Do not feed the bears' (holds up his arm with a bear cub having its claws and teeth sunk into it) man, you better not feed the bears."
- Bart: "Mrs Krabappel, I can't take the test, I have a stomach ache."
- Mrs. Krabappel: "Well, that's a lame excuse for an excuse - Ha!"
- Bart: "Look, if you ignore me and I die, you'll get in a lot of trouble."
- Mrs. Krabappel: "Read page six of the School Charter."
- Bart: "No teacher shall be held acountable if Bart Simpson dies."
- Mrs. Krabappel: "We're also absolved if Milhouse gets eaten by the school snake."
- (Cut to Milhouse, who has been eaten by the school snake.)
- Milhouse: "Hey, cool, there's a rabbit in here!"
